Character Descriptions

The tongue-in-cheek narrator of our story, he is a corrupt policeman who secretly kills off the guilty offenders. Bold, brash, and larger than life in many ways.

The dashing, rebellious everyman who works for Miss Pennywise at the poorest, filthiest town urinal. He becomes an unsuspecting protagonist and romantic hero when he starts a revolution and falls in love with Hope Cladwell.

The evil president and owner of the Urine Good Company. He is a miserly money-grubber who gleefully exploits the poor.

A precocious and irreverent street urchin. She serves as a quasi-narrator who often questions Lockstock and the play’s logic.

The tough, jaded warden of the poorest, filthiest town urinal. She is Cladwell’s one-time lover and mother to Hope who eventually softens her temper. Belter

Cladwell’s ravishingly beautiful daughter, torn between her father and her new love for Bobby. She begins as an innocent, naive angel but becomes vengeful and determined after being exposed to her father’s evil.

Lockstock’s patrol partner. A thuggish and aggressive policeman.

Bobby’s rebellious father. His refusal to pay the fee sends him to Urinetown, ultimately launching the revolution.

Bobby’s mother and Joseph’s wife. A strong-willed woman with a bite, able to withstand the hard hand life has dealt her.

One of the Poor, he is a psychopathic and can become a violent loose cannon

One of the Poor, he is a confused man-child

One of the Poor, she is excitable and easily panicked.

One of the Poor. She is foul-mouthed, impulsive, and accusatory.

A poor rebel.

A poor rebel.

A scientist. Head of Research and Development at You're In Good Hands Corp

Cladwell’s sycophantic lackey. A servile assistant.

A greedy politician in Cladwell’s pocket. A bumbling coward.

Mr. Caldwell’s valued secretary at You're In Good Hands Corp.

One of Cladwell’s lackeys.

A large ensemble of singers and dancers, Police, You're In Good Hands Corp Executives, poor, etc.